Santa Reveals His FAA Safety Naughty & Nice Lists

Santa's FAA flight permission :)

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In an open letter to the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), Santa Claus revealed who made it on his FAA Safety Naughty and Nice Lists.

“I have the utmost gratitude and respect for everyone who makes it their job to keep air travel safe,” writes Santa. “For those people whose bad behavior puts air travel safety in jeopardy, remember: I’m watching!”

On Santa’s Nice List are air traffic controllers and technicians, pilots and flight attendants, ground crews, gate agents, airport personnel, security staff, airlines, commercial space operators, government safety oversight agencies, and air travelers wearing masks.

FAA grants Santa Claus special flight and launch permissions

On Santa’s Naughty List are unruly passengers on flights, people pointing lasers at aircraft on purpose, and pilots or aircraft owners operating illegal charter flights.

“Santa has centuries of air travel experience and a powerful voice to bring our safety message to millions of people,” said FAA Administrator Steve Dickson. “And make no mistake—I trust Santa to know who’s been naughty or nice.”



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